A boat, a crew, and a running gag that has somehow outlived most of the studios that were around when it started. The premise is exactly as daft as the name promises, and the site has never once apologised for it.

Forty three scenes, and a structure

What is unusual is that the later material is properly episodic: numbered instalments with titles like The Betrayal and The Finale, running as an actual arc rather than a series of unconnected shoots. Someone decided a porn series about a boat deserved a plot, and the results are more entertaining than they have any obligation to be. The cast list is strong for a site this small, with Angela White, Katana Kombat and Keira Croft among the names.

Forty three scenes is a weekend, not a subscription, and there is no published release schedule to suggest more are coming. Anyone evaluating this as a standalone purchase should stop right here, because on those terms it makes no sense at all.

Which is why the network matters

There is no membership that buys only this. The price on the table opens every RealityKings site, so this one functions as a themed shelf inside a much larger shop rather than a shop of its own. If the boat gag is what brought you, fine, but you are paying for the building.

The trial deserves the same warning it earns everywhere on this network: a dollar buys two days, and then the rate it renews at is nine dollars a month above the ordinary monthly price. Cheap to enter, expensive to forget. The annual is where the real value sits if you want the network anyway.

Streaming only, nothing downloadable, so a series you enjoy stays on their server rather than yours.

Come for the anal, stay for the fact that a porn site about a boat committed to an eight part storyline. Just buy it as the network membership it actually is.